- "Hello! Hello, hello! A visitor! Eheeheehee!" [Singleplayer]
- "Hello! Hello, Hello! Visitors! Eheeheehee!" [Multiplayer]
- "¡Hola! They call me El Goblino.
- "Oye!"
- "Oye, you! C'mere! Yeah, you!"
- "¡Hola amigo!"
- "Look, Bob! A visitor!" [Singleplayer]
- "Look, Bob! Visitors!" [Multiplayer]
- "¡Hola!"
- "Hello friend!" [Singleplayer]
- "Oye! You made it!"
- "Oye, what took you so long, düd? We been waiting forever!"
- "Woah! Where did you come from hombre?" (If the player enters from the sewers by escaping the Outdoors)
- "Aww hombre, we were gonna surprise you at the door! Why'd you have to go the long way!?" (If the player enters from the sewers by escaping the Outdoors)
- "Did you just fall down dat water slide, düd? Dat looked like fun!" (If the player enters from the sewers by escaping the Outdoors)
- "Sometimes I wonder if we were put here for a reason, düd."
- "Don't try to steal from Jeff, man... he will make you pay. Should call him Jeff the Killer, or something." (Reference to the famous Jeff The Killer creepypasta, and the Jeff the killer April Fools Entity)
- "Eheeheehee, I'm terrifying man. Showed those Eye thingies what for. It was me and Bob, we dropped down... they weren't ready."(Could reference Eyes or Seek's eye in their crescendo)
- "Oye, if you hear me scrambling about there somewhere, don't be alarmed, düd. A guy's gotta eat." (Reference to the odd sounds you hear throughout your journey through the Hotel)"
- "I s- I- I seen a weird creature, düd. Looked like that eyeball guy, but like... purple and weird. Ask Bob, he'll tell you!" (Reference to Glitch, and his purple and glitchy humanoid figure)
- "¡Oye! Watch where you swing that thing, hombre! Uff!" [Crucifix held]
- "Wh-what is dat, hombre? A golden liquid... beautiful! Oye... can I have a sip?" [Any Starlight item held]
- "Jeff charges so much for his stuff, düd. Eheehee... I- I mean, who's got dat kinda plata, y'know?"
- "Bob wants to make friends with that Timothy guy... it's a- it's- it's a bug, man!"
- "Find any goods out there? Eheehee... I plan to take a look myself."
- "Oye, stay far away from room 60, düd. Freaky stuff!" (Referencing the entrance to The Rooms)
- "I shined a light at Jeff, once. To see what he looks like, y'know? Oye hombre... nunca más."
- "Oye! Stay a while, if you like. We are the only creatures here who won't try to eat you, hombre."
- "Bob needs to eat something, man. Recently he's been looking like a bag of bones. Real quiet, too."
- "Oye, that macho-meat-düd came in here a while ago, alm- uh- almost destroyed the place! Uff, man! Calm down!" (Referencing Figure and it's aggressive antics)
- "Say, hombre... do you believe in... y'know... a higher power?"*
- "Oye... who do you think built this place? The Hotel, I mean."
- "So... how'd you get here, düd? What? What do you mean you don't know?"
- "My earring? Was given to me by mi amor, düd. I will see her again someday."
- "Sometimes I like to knock on the walls, scare the pants off the humans. So funny, düd." (Also a reference to the sounds in the Hotel)
- "Oye, hombre... if you die, GO AGANE! Always go agane."
- "¿Qué? What do you want?"
- "Bob told me he saw one of those sparkley-thingies, but it wasn't blue. No manches, düd! Not possible!" (Possible reference to Curious Light)
- "Eheeheehee! You look funny, hombre!"
- "Jeff makes a banger sandwich, düd. You should try it some time."
- "People- people call me small. Nah, man. When I spawned in, I was much smaller. Wait, ehh..."
- "Bob says there's some weird stuff going on around the Hotel. You seen anything weird?"
- "Bob has a nasty kick, man. Don't get on his bad side, comprende?"
- "Sometimes I hate Jeff, düd... I gotta scrounge for so many coins just to eat dinner, man."
- "Doors, doors, doors all around me." (Referencing BSlick's song)
- "Monsters are everywhere trying to get us... this is so trash, düd."
- "Ehh... I'm bored. All this dusty wallpaper gives me the blues!"
- "Eheehee... do I smell gold in your pockets? You w- you- you wouldn't mind loaning me some, would you, düd?"
- "Hey düd... can you loan me some gold? I- I'll pay you back, I swear!"
- "Me and Bob are trying to settle something here... who do you think could lift the most?"
- "I like Jeff's other places much better. Dis is alright, though. Eheehee." (Possibly a reference to Jeff's Shop in The Mines and in potential future Floors)
- "Bob here asked me to introduce you two. Bob, human. Human, Bob."
- "Man... I think Bob is upset with me. He's giving me the silent treatment."
- "Bob looks a little different today, düd. Maybe a new haircut?"
- "Eheehee... just thought of a funny joke, düd. Oye, Bob! Knock knock! Bob, knock knock! ...Bob? Oye, Bob! Eh, nevermind."
- "That smiley-guy came through here once, y'know. Broke all the lights, I had- I- I had to fix 'em. He got in a real bad fight with Bob, too."(Referencing Rush being able to come through Jeff's Shop and it's eerie smile)
- "Oye, human. Bob says you smell! Eheeheehee..."
- "Eheeheehee! Yeah düd, me and Bob go way back. We met back in... eh... uh... I don't really remember!"
- "Oye, you like my wristbands, eh? To be real, I don't remember where I got them... they've just kinda always been there, düd."
- "I been thinking of starting a business just like Jeff, düd. I could dig out some tunnels, call it 'Goblino's Shortcuts'! Working on the name."
- "Oye... why do all you humans come through here anyway? What- what's so important about room 100, düd?"*
- "Me and Bob were in the greenhouse this one time, he stepped on one of those spiky-plant-things, düd. Scared him so bad... haven't heard a peep out of him since. Speechless!" (Referencing Snare in the Greenhouse)
- "I wonder how Jeff gets all his stock, düd. Can you imagine him scavenging through the hallways? Eheehee! ¡Es gracioso, hombre!"
- "Phew! Something stinks, hombre! The smell gets way worse closer to room 100. What do you think it is, düd?" (Possibly referencing the piles of flesh found in some room types after Door 50)
- "I miss her, man..." (Referencing El Goblino's "amor" or love)
- "I have this recurring dream... of tasting the b- th- the best soda in the whole world! Muy delicioso!" (Could be referring to Soda Pop, a tower in Tower Heroes)
- "Bob here told me his special passcode is 'BOBRULZ'. Wonder what dat means, düd?" (This references the code in Tower Heroes, a game they collaborated with in 2023. When redeeming it, it gives you the Bob skin for a tower named Fracture)
- "Had a dream last night, was being chased by those screechy-düds, uff... but I was saved! So it's okay." (Likely referencing the Tower Heroes Event)
- "I wonder what's behind Jeff in that little hallway there, düd."
- "Jeff was real smart to set up shop here, düd. Customers flow in like agua!"
- "I set some traps and used one of those cross-thingies on that meat-düd once, but it turned bright rojo, red! Bob don't believe me, thinks I hit my head. Eheehee, like, I know what I saw, hombre!" (Referencing the crucifix not being able to banish Figure due to their strength and importance in the story)
- "Oye, hombre... I had the weirdest dream. I was m- muy pequeño, and I was fighting dat macho-meat-düd! Weird, right? Eheehee!" (Referencing the Tower Heroes Event and how El Goblino was very small in the game)
- "Hmm? Y- you think I'm a WHAT, hombre? A duende? No man, I'm a goblino! El Goblino! That's me, and don't forget it!" (Likely referencing a theory by 'The Game Theorists' where they theorized on El Goblino being a duende.)
- "Oye, hombre... you got the time? We gotta be outta here by midnight... don't wanna be out at midnight..." (Referencing Dread and how it comes at midnight)
- "Oye, hombre... i- is that a little me I see on your shoulder? Nevermind, I think I'm seeing things..."(El Goblino UGC Equipped)
- "Eheehee... Y- You look just like me, düd! ¡Muy guapo!" (El Goblino Head UGC Equipped)
- "Oye... if the water turns black, RUN AWAY hombre! It's dangerous!" (Reference to how the water turns into Seek's black goo during its chases in The Mines and at it's boss room in Door 200)
- "You seen t- those freaky giggly-düds on the ceiling? One got the jump on Bob, scared us both silly! Eheehee!" (Referencing how Giggles attack)
- "H-how do those giggly-düds get so big, hombre? The regular giggly-düds are freaky enough!" (Referencing how Giggles can mature into Grumbles)
- "Oye, hombre... I heard from Bob you had a run in with those giant giggly-duds... how scary was it?"
- "Y-yo-you noticed how those giggly-düds and those screechy-düds look alike? I wonder what it means, hombre." (Reference to how Giggle and Screech have many things in common)
- "All those fly-thingies stink, but dey taste real good. A open flame can do wonders, düd, i wonder how those giggly-düds taste?" (Reference to the Gloombats and a possible reference to the Lighter or Firedamp rooms, considering they both have flames)
- "You seen those glowy fly-thingies, hombre? They hate light! Lucky for me, yo tengo mis ojos Goblinos. Night vision, hombre! Eheehee!" (Also referencing Gloombats)
- "Oye... a little goblino like me can barely breathe down here! How do you do it, düd?"
- "You seen that blue ghosty-düd in the dining hall? He's guarding all the good eats, hombre!" (Reference to Halt and how it's found in the The Dining Hall)
- "You seen that freaky door in the hospital with the skull on it? Weird!" (Reference to the Skeleton Key room in The Infirmary)
- "Oye hombre... could you get me a bite? Eheeheehee..."
- "You been to the courtyard yet, düd? It's beautiful! I would lay out dere on the grass and stare at the stars, if dere were any..."
- "Steer clear of that orange smokey stuff, hombre. That stuff's stinky! Pee-yew!" (Reference to the Firedamp rooms)
- "I had a dream that I had a whole crate of gold bars..."
- "...Why did I have to wake up, hombre?! Take me back!"
- "I wonder if we could fish in here, düd. You- you got any bait?"
- "Oye... why do you think the Mines are here underneath the Hotel? Who built this stuff, man? Weird!"
- "I like dis place much better than the Hotel, düd. Wait... why is there a mineshaft underneath a hotel, anyways?"
- "I think there's a little creature living in the walls, hombre... You down for a little pest control? Eheehee!" (Possible reference to Louie)
- "Looking good, hombre! M- must have burned off some calories running from those giant giggly-düds! Eheeheehee!"
- "I think that macho-meat-düd followed you down here, düd. We used to be safe from dat guy down here!"
- Oye, hombre... what's up with that big ole' vine over dere? It gives me the creeps! Eheehee!" (Mines exclusive, referring to the vine holding a streetlamp behind both him and Bob)
- "Oye, hombre... I was searching about earlier, found a bunch of good loot..."
- "...Before I knew it, POOF! Something came out of the wall and robbed me blind!"
- "Oye, whats up with all those dead screechy-düds? Gross, man!" (Reference to the dead Screeches at door 150)
- "You ever notice how all those monsters are more vicious down here, hombre? Uff, this stuff is dangerous!"
- "That little niña in the window keeps trying to swipe Jeff's items without paying! Make sure you pay for them, düd." (Reference to Sally)
- "Gold? I love gold! I would love items too, but that little niña in the window always beats me to the chase." (Reference to Sally)
- "Oye, if you're wondering why Jeff don't got something in stock, chances are that little niña in the window beat him to it." (Reference to Sally)
- "Be careful in the agua hombre...It's pretty dirty, scary monsters can hide in dere!'"
- "Good job making it down here, düd. Must be hard when you can’t squeeze into tight spaces like me."
- "Hmm... a pink flower? Esta bonita, but I think gold is the m- most gorgeous!" (If the player is holding a Lotus)
- "Oye, hombre, mi nariz smells fresh air all over you! Where have you been?" (If the player enters from the Outdoors)
- "I think we talked enough, eh? See you later."
- "Oye, see you next time düd. Eheeheehee!"
- "Nice talking, düd! You and me should meet up again later."
- "I think we talked enough, eh? ¡Hasta luego!"
- "¡Adios! See you later, düd."
- "Oye, I hope you enjoyed your stay."
- "¡Hasta luego!"
- "You want more? Oye, all you need hides behind another door."
- "I'm done talking for now. Take care, düd."
- "Enough chit-chat, hombre. You got places to be."
- "I think I'm about to head out. See you later, hombre."
- "Oye, see you later, hombre. Watch out for those giggly-düds!"
This dialogue is only played if Rush or Ambush comes through Jeff Shop (This is currently disabled at the moment).
- "Uff. Sorry for not helping you out there, hombre. A man's gotta protect his own!"
- "You alright, hombre?"
- "Whew. What, y- you thought those guys only ate humans? Eheehee!"
- "You alright, Bob? Bob? Speak to me, buddy!"
- "Düd! That was so scary! ¡Muy malo!"
- "Uff, man... I thought we were s-safe in here."
- "Oye, thank goodness Bob said something, or I'd be toast, hombre."
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